The Caged Kazoo

Otherwise known as “The Golden Kazoo” is an enchanted kazoo with magical powers locked in a cage in a specific occult store in Santa Ana,  California. 

This kazoo annoys the ears of elves and attracts the sounds of syrens.

The kazoo has been known to attract banshees and just piss off Dryads.

It has a tendency to disappear also…as seen here.

No one is really truly sure the origins of the magical kazoo.


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