This week is cheesy! Be prepared! What kind of cheese are you?

Whaaat a friend we have in chhheeezuuus!!!

Aries
Limburger because your texture is rough & sticky…but inside you are kind of squishy.

Taurus
Swiss cheese because you are holier-than-thou.

Gemini
String cheese because you love ripping crap up , or pulling things (or people) apart in little itty bitty pieces.

Cancerians
Brie because you are the Queen of cheese yes… well at least you think you are.

Leo
You are the ultimate nutty cheese log that seems to only be able to be found during special holidays.

Virgo
Sliced American cheese is you because you seem to be happiest putting in meat between 2 buns.

Libra
Havarti cheese because you are irregular, semi hard and gooey… and best complimenting nuts.

Scorpio
Neufchatal — Because you will spread out on any semi hard surface.

Sagittarius
Gorgonzola because you just like saying the word.

Capricorn
Goat cheese!!! No seriously? you are Feta or maybe baby mozzarella: salty and tastes better underwater.

Aquarius
Gouda because no one knows specifically what actual purpose gouda is for.

Pisces
Blue cheese because you are always melancholy and you can crumble sometimes very easily.

Zenhugz!!!#zenhugz #zenhugs #sarcasticwitch