Auntie Pandora's Musings

Watch “Tarot questions answered with Auntie Pan Pan” on YouTube

By Auntie Pan / January 20, 2018 /

https://youtu.be/Qdt8wZ4JrO0 Just a quick question and answer right before my monthly Witches Stitch N Bitch over at the Dragon and the Rose in Santa Ana, California .

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Watch “You know your roommate is possessed when…. Part one (1-10-2015)” on YouTube

By Auntie Pan / January 16, 2018 /

I wrote this on the fly due to a few former roomies i have had. Am seriously contemplating a book on this. Your thoughts? (Found online…i want a glitter board!!! I can conjure all those Barbies I obliterated in the 80’s in my mom’s microwave!)

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Auntie Pan Pan’s reading of the week

By Auntie Pan / January 13, 2018 /

Every week I will be putting my cards on the table and seeing what’s up for next week. Take with as many grains as you choose since this is for entertainment purposes only. 😉   THE MESSAGE Sometimes you just need to get a special hint from the Universe…sometimes in the shape of a plastic…

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Tea Time With Auntie Pan Pan 

By Auntie Pan / January 13, 2018 /

Well. Hi folks…once a week i try to post an article here or on my YouTube regarding ANY and all the strange occulty wulty questions dealing with all the realm of the metaphysical. One of the questions that came up to me the other day was: “Pan, is it bad luck for me to buy…

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Why am I writing a Blog?

By Auntie Pan / January 7, 2018 /

Why am I doing this? What kind of knowledge can anyone get from an over 40 Goth/Pagan Bohemian that haunts local coffee houses playing the concertina reciting horrid vampire poetry dressed like Marie Antionettes great fat aunt? Plenty I hope. I have lived. Like that line from Mame: Live Live Live! Life is a banquet…

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Winchester the movie…

By Auntie Pan / January 6, 2018 /

So a new movie will be released this Feb. 2nd called “Winchester” starring Helen Mirren as the Widow Sarah Winchester. HUmmmmm….I don’t remember this on the tour…. photo property of Lionsgate. Ahhhh..I DO know however one or two things: 1. During an earthquake she was stuck in what they call a “rolling room” that rolled…

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Review of the world’s greatest showman

By Auntie Pan / January 1, 2018 /

By TJ Pandora Teer Take Moulin Rouge but Americanize it with a happier ending ? You get The World’s Greatest Showman! poster image from 20th century fox NOW DON’T GET ALL TECHNICAL WITH ME! YES I know Moulin Rouge is based on La Boheme… yes I also know it’s about the Greek morality play of…

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Happy Yule

By Auntie Pan / December 24, 2017 /

Alison the bat says happy Yuletide to everyone!!! And Merry Christmas!!!

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The Caged Kazoo

By Auntie Pan / December 24, 2017 /

Otherwise known as “The Golden Kazoo” is an enchanted kazoo with magical powers locked in a cage in a specific occult store in Santa Ana,  California.  This kazoo annoys the ears of elves and attracts the sounds of syrens. The kazoo has been known to attract banshees and just piss off Dryads. It has a…

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Cats are in charge of the Karmic charging protection affiliation. 

By Auntie Pan / December 21, 2017 /

Which makes perfect sense.  We only THINK they are just doing nothing all day… But what if it’s more sinister than that? What if… What if cats are really master magicians that are doing magical warcraft as battle magicians to make sure that we get home safely to them every night? Maybe one of the…

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