Auntie Pandora's Musings
I wrote this on the fly due to a few former roomies i have had. Am seriously contemplating a book on this. Your thoughts? (Found online…i want a glitter board!!! I can conjure all those Barbies I obliterated in the 80’s in my mom’s microwave!)
Read MoreEvery week I will be putting my cards on the table and seeing what’s up for next week. Take with as many grains as you choose since this is for entertainment purposes only. 😉 THE MESSAGE Sometimes you just need to get a special hint from the Universe…sometimes in the shape of a plastic…
Read MoreWell. Hi folks…once a week i try to post an article here or on my YouTube regarding ANY and all the strange occulty wulty questions dealing with all the realm of the metaphysical. One of the questions that came up to me the other day was: “Pan, is it bad luck for me to buy…
Read MoreWhy am I doing this? What kind of knowledge can anyone get from an over 40 Goth/Pagan Bohemian that haunts local coffee houses playing the concertina reciting horrid vampire poetry dressed like Marie Antionettes great fat aunt? Plenty I hope. I have lived. Like that line from Mame: Live Live Live! Life is a banquet…
Read MoreSo a new movie will be released this Feb. 2nd called “Winchester” starring Helen Mirren as the Widow Sarah Winchester. HUmmmmm….I don’t remember this on the tour…. photo property of Lionsgate. Ahhhh..I DO know however one or two things: 1. During an earthquake she was stuck in what they call a “rolling room” that rolled…
Read MoreAlison the bat says happy Yuletide to everyone!!! And Merry Christmas!!!
Read MoreOtherwise known as “The Golden Kazoo” is an enchanted kazoo with magical powers locked in a cage in a specific occult store in Santa Ana, California. This kazoo annoys the ears of elves and attracts the sounds of syrens. The kazoo has been known to attract banshees and just piss off Dryads. It has a…
Read MoreWhich makes perfect sense. We only THINK they are just doing nothing all day… But what if it’s more sinister than that? What if… What if cats are really master magicians that are doing magical warcraft as battle magicians to make sure that we get home safely to them every night? Maybe one of the…
Read MoreSpent this morning looking up vintage fountain pens & compacts for pressed powder whilst sipping raspberry tea leaning on my salt lamp in front of a roaring computer screen. Yes, I am draped across my ebony lacquer office desk blankly being stared at by my bat skeleton, Alison. It’s going to be a great morning. …
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