Alison the bat says happy Yuletide to everyone!!! And Merry Christmas!!!

Otherwise known as “The Golden Kazoo” is an enchanted kazoo with magical powers locked in a cage in a specific occult store in Santa Ana,  California.  This kazoo annoys the ears of elves and attracts the sounds of syrens. The kazoo has been known to attract banshees and just piss off Dryads. It has a…

Which makes perfect sense.  We only THINK they are just doing nothing all day… But what if it’s more sinister than that? What if… What if cats are really master magicians that are doing magical warcraft as battle magicians to make sure that we get home safely to them every night? Maybe one of the…

Spent this morning looking up vintage fountain pens & compacts for pressed powder whilst sipping raspberry tea leaning on my salt lamp in front of a roaring computer screen. Yes, I am draped across my ebony lacquer office desk blankly being stared at by my bat skeleton, Alison. It’s going to be a great morning. …

I know that may sound sorta lame. It’s okay. It took me a little while to get this page up and running. I have another site with another blog…but I could never post pictures..Which is half of what I do…so it just made no sense. So here I am. Able to share all items of…